I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times
I FOUND A TRANSPARENT WALL OF FRENCH FRIES ON GOOGLE IMAGES YOURE FUCKING WELCOME
Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.
some of these might actually be helpful but please do not put your fruit in the dishwasher everyone will be pissed off please
So we’re not gonna notice the little “oh ya know, a little tip for if someone tries to bury you alive again”?
DISHONOR ON YOU
DISHONOR ON YOUR MCDONALDS
DISHONOR ON YOUR MAPLE
DISHONOR ON YOUR SCONE
DISHONOR ON YOUR KOALA
DISHONOR ON YOUR SENPAI
DISHONOR ON YOUR VODKA
AND DISHONOR ON YOUR BAGUETTE
Best Pope story yet?
Pope Francis has been sneaking out of the Vatican at night to serve the homeless.
The Pope for people who don’t like popes strikes again.
HE WAS ALSO A BOUNCER AT A NIGHTCLUB
Pope Francis has also shed the trappings of wealth that generally accompany his position (golden cape, ornate throne) in favor of white threads and a simple wooden chair. He’s also the first Pope to wash a woman’s feet, insisting that it’s what Jesus Christ would have done. Even if you’re not religious you can appreciate that this is a genuinely good man, and a wonderful leader of the Catholic Church.
I like this Pope
im gonna do that thing where u message someone randomly asking for ur sandals back ill keep u guys updated
oh my god
people are so nICE ABOUT THIS
things have taken a dramatic turn
dammit my cover is blown
PEOPLE ARE WAY TO NICE ABOUT MY NON EXISTENT SANDALS
IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE
do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because fuck you that’s my person get your own